Hugh made it back to her farm, the "Diet Cola", in a few minutes since it was located just outside of town.

When she arrived, she stopped to say hello to her pig "Crispy".

At that moment there was a flash of light and Hugh found herself face to stomach with the ugliest piece of white trailer park trash that inhabited this green earth.

It spoke to her saying, "Hello Hugh. I am Jeebus. I am here to tell you what your purpose in life is."

At that point, Hugh stopped fucking her pig, which she had started doing when the light appeared.

Jeebus had not noticed this since he was so much taller and did not look down until his eyes had come into focus. Now he had a clear view and thought to himself, "Hmmm, kinky."

He saw her looking at him and repeated what he said earlier. "I am Jeebus. I am here to tell you your purpose in...Hugh, pay attention!"

Hugh was fucking her pig again. But she stopped when she heard him. "Sorry. You were saying?"

"Oh no, when I start talking, you'll just start fucking your pig again."

"I promise I'll listen this time."

"Okay, fine. My name is...dammit Hugh!"

Hugh was fucking her pig again but stopped when she heard him yell. "Sorry, I really needed it."

Jeebus sighed. "If you were paying attention, tell me what my name is."

"Is it white trailer park trash?"

Jeebus sighed again. "Gosh, I don't need this right now."

"Did you say Gosh?" Jeebus nodded. That made Hugh gasp. "You must be...Jeebus. I saw you in my dreams."

"Finally, we're getting somewhere. Yes Hugh. I'm here to tell you what your purpose in life is."

"What is it Jeebus? Please tell me."

"Your purpose is to go out in the world and show the people the magic that humans once possessed."

"Magic? But I don't know any magic."

"What? Aren't you Hugh Norris?"

"No. My name is Hugh Morris."

"Oh. Sorry. My bad. Later."

There was another flash of light and Jeebus was gone. Hugh hardly noticed since she was fucking her pig, Crispy, again.