It was a nice and sunny day. Not the kind of day you would expect something bad to happen.

The sun was shining. The birds were singing. Hugh Morris was in the kitchen this morning. What was he doing you ask?

Well, first of all, Hugh was not a he. And Hugh did not have a kitchen. It is difficult to describe this...thing. For simplicity, she calls if "The Slaughter Hausen".

"Only Jeebus can save you now..."

That line had stayed in her mind throughout the night. Yet, she wondered who had said it. And just who was this Jeebus? These questions had kept her up all night as she pondered to find all her answers.

As she slaughtered away in "The Slaughter Hausen", there was only one thing echoing in the mind of Hugh Morris: "Why is it that I am able to pee standing up?"

In time, Hugh Morris would find all her answers.