Since the sun was up, Hugh decided she would go to the market, which was called "The Meat Grinder". No, wait wait, that's what they call the thing that grinds meat. Ah yes, here it is.

The market, also known as "Assorted Chips", was filled with many colorful things as well as language.

"Get this piece of monkey crap off of my ass!"

"Holy poop on a stick."

"Hey pig-fucker!"

After that was said, everyone stopped and looked at Hugh. Someone had told every person in town about her secret obssession with barnyard animals. She looked around to find everyone in the Assorted Chips pointing and laughing at her.

What she did next both surprised and horrified the people in the Assorted Chips.

Hugh turned around, bent over, pulled her pants down, and mooned them all. But that wasn't the thing that had everyone running for the hills. Oh no. It was the sight of the hemorrhoids on the butt ugly ass of Hugh Morris.

Hugh had just done something which no one was able to do: She had emptied the bags of the Assorted Chips. Since the marketplace was empty and everyone had left their possessions when they fled, Hugh decided to take what she needed as well as the money that the people had left behind.

Hugh started to make her way back home. It had been a good day so far. Perhaps it would be even better as it progressed.